Find Hotels with a Lazy River in Bangkok

"First of all, I'm not that picky, but they really need to update their rooms. The walls were all stained, towel rack was damaged but still hanging on the wall w 2 broken hooks, the water heater was terribly tiny water droplets. There were hair in the bathroom, we got stung at least 10 x the minute we entered the room. There were barely any security on the door, jus a door knob w a button, plus a small tiny hook. All the channels were in Thai even when the screen says dual language. At midnight...

"pretty view, nice and safe"