🏴☠️ Welcome to Swallow the Anchor – your crew’s private hideaway nestled between Sunset Beach and Sunset Lake in the exclusive, gated Surf Pines Community, just west of Astoria, Oregon.
This 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath Beach & Lake House sleeps up to 8 salty souls in comfort and style—with portable AC units in every bedroom, luxury linens, and a ship-shape setup made for adventurers of all ages.
⚓ Inside the Anchor:
A chef’s kitchen with professional-grade appliances
A coffee + wine bar to keep mornings cozy and evenings classy
Smart TVs with Hulu, Netflix, and cable
Cozy bedrooms with plush bedding and private portable AC units
2.5 sparkling bathrooms and endless hot water
🌊 Outside, adventure awaits:
🚣♂️ Kayaks & paddle boards for Sunset Lake
🦀 Clam guns, crab pots, and a freezer for your catch
🍦 A garage freezer stocked with FREE ice cream (yes, really—kids of all ages rejoice!)
🏓 Ping pong, foosball, lawn games, and more
🔥 A cozy fire table, BBQ grill, and picnic setup
🚲 Bikes for exploring the beach trails
🧒 Sand toys, a swing set, slide & water table for the tiniest buccaneers
🦌 And keep your eyes peeled—elk love to wander by
🗺️ You’re in the heart of the North Coast
Set sail and explore all the legendary treasures nearby:
⚓ Astoria Adventures (15 min drive):
Climb the Astoria Column for panoramic views
Ride the Riverfront Trolley along the water
Tour Fort Clatsop, where Lewis & Clark once camped
Sip a pint at Buoy Beer Co. with views of the bay
🌊 Seaside Escapades (10 min drive):
Play on Seaside Beach and stroll the Promenade
Visit the Seaside Aquarium (feed the seals!)
Hit the Funland Arcade for old-school games and indoor thrills
Feast at local seafood spots like Dooger’s
🐚 Cannon Beach Charms (20 min drive):
Explore tidepools at Haystack Rock
Hike coastal cliffs at Ecola State Park
Discover art in quirky local galleries
Dine and drink at Pelican Brewing
⛳ Nearby Golf Getaways:
Gearhart Golf Links – oldest course west of the Mississippi
Seaside Golf Course – laid-back and scenic
Highlands Golf Club – 9-hole fun with an ocean breeze
Whether you're paddling by sunrise, playing yard games ‘til sunset, exploring shipwrecks, or kicking back by the fire with a scoop of ice cream—Swallow the Anchor is your gateway to all the magic of the North Oregon Coast.
So grab your flip-flops, your fishing pole, and your favorite people—and book your stay before another lucky crew beats you to it. ⚓️🌲🌊🍦🦌
🗝️ Check-In, Access & Where to Park Your Ship
Check-in is smooth sailing with digital self check-in—you’ll receive your unique access code after completing the required guest verification.
No verification, no entry (even the sea has rules 🏴☠️), so please complete that step ahead of your arrival to avoid any delays.
🏡 You’ll be staying in Surf Pines, a private, gated community with code-only entry and 24/7 security monitoring. Peaceful, safe, and perfect for your coastal escape.
🚗 You’ll have parking for up to 4 vehicles in the driveway.
Please remember:
No parking on the street, lawn, or in the garage
RV’s, boats, and commercial vehicles are not allowed for vacation rental guests (blame the HOA, not the mermaids)
🌊 You’ll also have access to:
6 stunning beach trails
Private lake access for paddling, floating, or peaceful morning reflections
A spacious half-acre of property to roam, relax, and maybe spot a few elk or eagles
Adventure starts once you’re through the gate—just don’t forget to verify first! ⚓️🦌🌲
🌲 Welcome to Surf Pines – a hidden gem on Oregon’s North Coast where elk roam freely, the breeze smells like saltwater and adventure, and the neighbors might just have feathers or antlers.
This gated coastal community is tucked between Warrenton and Gearhart, just minutes from Astoria and Seaside. With the Pacific Ocean to the west and Sunset Lake to the east, Surf Pines is perfectly sandwiched between beach days and lake play.
There are two gated entries to keep things peaceful and private:
🔐 One off Highway 101 north of Gearhart (Surfpines Lane)
🔐 One off Highway 101 south of Warrenton (near Sunset Lane)
Inside the gates? It’s all quiet roads, towering trees, and wild beauty. Elk, deer, pheasants, eagles, and seagulls call it home—and for a while, so will you. 🦌🦅🌊
🐚 Swallow the Anchor Beach & Lake House Rules
(aka: “Let’s keep it cozy, classy, and compliant”)
We’re so happy you’re considering a stay at Swallow the Anchor! Our beach + lake home is a guest favorite, and we’re proud to share it. But… (and there’s always a “but,” right?) in order to keep our little slice of coastal heaven available for future guests, we kindly ask that you follow a few important rules. They're a mix of house rules, community standards, and county regulations—aka, the Big Three—and they’re all here to protect our permit and keep Surf Pines a welcoming place for everyone.
💡 Before You Arrive…
We require guests to complete a quick 3-minute guest screening through our secure partner, Autohost. This helps verify your identity and prevent fraud—no awkward security deposits required. Think of it like TSA PreCheck, but for beach houses. It helps us get better insurance coverage and ensures we're not unknowingly renting to that one guy banned from every cabin in Oregon.
You'll need:
A valid government-issued ID
The credit card used to make the booking
This is also required by our HOA (Surf Pines Association), not just us. You’ll be in good company—our neighbors appreciate it!
🌊 House + County + HOA Rules
Let’s break it down, nicely but clearly:
Minimum age to book: 25. (If you’ve recently graduated, congrats! But we’re not the spot for your post-finals celebration.)
Maximum occupancy: 8 people, including all children and visitors. Please don’t try to “divide and conquer” across nearby homes. If you're bringing more, just ask us first—no sneaky sleepovers, please!
Smile—you’re on camera! Exterior surveillance only, 24/7. It keeps everyone honest, safe, and compliant.
No parties, period. Please don’t book this home for others or host an event without our approval.
No smoking anywhere on or near the property. That salty sea air smells better anyway.
No drugs of any kind, even if legal. We’re keeping things G-rated.
No pets or therapy animals—our kiddos have allergies, and local wildlife gets territorial.
Max 4 vehicles in the driveway. No street parking, RVs, boats, or business vehicles. Surf Pines is strict about this.
Quiet hours: 10 p.m. – 8 a.m. Think campfire vibes, not concert energy.
Shoes off, please! Help us preserve the carpets by going barefoot or sock mode indoors.
Celebrating something special? Let us know in advance. Weddings, birthdays, and reunions need prior approval.
Speed limit in Surf Pines: 25 MPH. Roads are narrow and monitored. Slow and scenic wins the race!
You’ll get a private gate code—treat it like a front door key. You’re responsible for anything that happens using it.
Stick to public paths for lake and beach access. No wandering through others’ yards, tempting as that might be.
No fireworks, hunting, or shooting. Beach bonfires are OK—just keep them on the sand, not the lawn.
🚨 A Quick but Important PSA
We are able to host you because we have a Clatsop County permit—but that permit can be revoked if we receive complaints or if our rules aren't followed. We really want to keep sharing this home, so we take violations seriously.
Fines: $250 per violation, per day
Evictions: Yes, we will evict guests for serious violations—no refunds
Liability: If your actions lead to neighbor complaints or permit risk, we’ll hold you financially responsible for all damages, expected or not
By booking this property, you agree to all of the above. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation—it means the world to us (and our neighbors!).
We’re not just protecting our permit—we’re protecting the guest experience, the vibe of Surf Pines, and the ability for future travelers (like you!) to continue enjoying this magical place.
Thanks for reading (and following) the rules with a smile!
– Marie & the Swallow the Anchor Crew ⚓
🐚 Swallow the Anchor Beach & Lake House Rules
(aka: “Let’s keep it cozy, classy, and compliant”)
We’re so happy you’re considering a stay at Swallow the Anchor! Our beach + lake home is a guest favorite, and we’re proud to share it. But… (and there’s always a “but,” right?) in order to keep our little slice of coastal heaven available for future guests, we kindly ask that you follow a few important rules. They're a mix of house rules, community standards, and county regulations—aka, the Big Three—and they’re all here to protect our permit and keep Surf Pines a welcoming place for everyone.
💡 Before You Arrive…
We require guests to complete a quick 3-minute guest screening through our secure partner, Autohost. This helps verify your identity and prevent fraud—no awkward security deposits required. Think of it like TSA PreCheck, but for beach houses. It helps us get better insurance coverage and ensures we're not unknowingly renting to that one guy banned from every cabin in Oregon.
You'll need:
A valid government-issued ID
The credit card used to make the booking
This is also required by our HOA (Surf Pines Association), not just us. You’ll be in good company—our neighbors appreciate it!
🌊 House + County + HOA Rules
Let’s break it down, nicely but clearly:
Minimum age to book: 25. (If you’ve recently graduated, congrats! But we’re not the spot for your post-finals celebration.)
Maximum occupancy: 8 people, including all children and visitors. Please don’t try to “divide and conquer” across nearby homes. If you're bringing more, just ask us first—no sneaky sleepovers, please!
Smile—you’re on camera! Exterior surveillance only, 24/7. It keeps everyone honest, safe, and compliant.
No parties, period. Please don’t book this home for others or host an event without our approval.
No smoking or vaping any