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Smart TV, video games, DVD player, books
Interior

Reviews

9.8 out of 10

Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathrooms111 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Pet friendly
  • Washer
  • Outdoor Space
  • Barbecue grill
  • Kitchen

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

You are here... well, almost!

Our clean, modern and cozy 3 bed / 2 bath home is situated on 80 feet of level frontage on the beautiful Townsend Flowage. The Flowage is a full recreation lake, with a no wake policy after 5pm, perfect for cocktail cruises. We are located on the upper lake, which is the quieter of the two.
The Flowage is a productive fishery, where you can catch large-mouth bass, rock bass, crappie and northern pike, along with perch, bluegill, and the occasional walleye and muskie. Loons, herons, ospreys and bald eagles also take up residence on the Flowage.

Our location means that you can truly have the best of both worlds while spending time here!

Quiet and private, you have full access to fish, swim or boat the 476 acre lake that includes a private dock.
Our frontage is ideal for swimming or just lounging on a float, and we have two kayaks available if you feel like exploring.
The wrap-around deck provides spectacular views of the lake, and allows for outdoor dining.
For the "winter warriors", the 80' of level frontage provide easy access for ice fishing! And snowmobile enthusiasts will love the fact that you can ride directly to the Paul Bunyan trails from our home.
Guests have access to a Weber Genesis gas grill that we keep in the 3 car detached garage.
Not in the mood to cook? A traditional north woods Supper Club is located within walking distance of our place.
A grocery store, hardware store, and gas station all are conveniently located within 1 mile of your getaway.

Inside, the open floor plan is roomy yet cozy, with views of the lake available from the kitchen dining area and knotty pine adorned living room.
The master bedroom features a queen bed and a private attached full bath, along with a work area and desk. The guest bedroom also has a queen bed, and a crib. The third bedroom is the bunk-room, a favorite of kids (and adults). 6 adults can sleep comfortably, and both couches in the living room are sleepers, in case you need to accommodate a few extra guests.
Two full baths, central air and a gas furnace make this a year round home, perfect for fall hunters. Plus, our location allows you direct access to the Paul Bunyan snowmobile trails that run through town.

In addition to the great views, our home also provides creature comforts for when you are done being outdoors. Dish Network and a flat screen TV means you can still catch your games during your stay. The DVD player lets you watch movies, and you have the ability to play or stream music through the stereo system in the living room.
Want to shed the tech? Plenty of games are available, as well as jigsaw puzzles and a variety of books. There is even a Wii console with plenty of games and remotes connected to the guest bedroom TV.

Townsend is a 3 hour drive from the Milwaukee area, and about 90 minutes from either Appleton or Green Bay.
Pets are limited to 1 well behaved dog, and since we do have year-round neighbors, our place is not what you would consider "party friendly". It is however ideal for families and adults looking for a peaceful getaway.

Property manager

Steve Luke

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Limited onsite parking (max 3 spaces)
  • Onsite parking options include a garage
  • Onsite parking

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Blender
  • Kitchen island
  • Toaster
  • Paper towels
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Smart TV with cable/satellite service
  • Video games
  • DVD player
  • Stereo
  • Books
  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Firepit

Laundry

  • Washing machine and dryer

Work spaces

  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 1 total pets
  • Welcoming dogs only

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • On the lake
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Kayak on site
  • Ice skating nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Snowmobiling nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Wildlife and game walks nearby
  • Casino nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit

General

  • Unit size: 1200 sq ft (111 sq m)

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Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 30

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Welcoming dogs only
1 total pets
Note from host: Limited to 1 well behaved dog.

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Property is also known as

You Are Here Well, Almost
You are Here... Well, Almost! Townsend
You are Here... Well, Almost! Private vacation home
You are Here... Well, Almost! Private vacation home Townsend

About the neighborhood

Map
Townsend, Wisconsin

What's nearby

  • Townsend Flowage - 1 min walk - 0.0 km
  • Glocke Lake - 7 min drive - 3.2 km
  • Potawatomi Carter Casino - 12 min drive - 10.5 km
  • Archibald Lake - 13 min drive - 7.6 km
  • Lincoln Lake - 15 min drive - 7.4 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Sunset Bar & Grill - ‬10 min drive
  • ‪Northern Perks Coffee Shop - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪Mulligans Sports Bar & Grill - ‬10 min drive
  • ‪Old Town Hall - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Northern D' Lites - ‬8 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is You are here... well, almost! pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows dogs (limit 1 total).

What time is check-in at You are here... well, almost!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at You are here... well, almost!?

Check-out is at 10:00 AM.

Where is You are here... well, almost! located?

This family-friendly Townsend vacation home is located on the waterfront, just steps from Nicolet National Forest and Townsend Flowage. Horn Lake and Glocke Lake State Natural Area are also within 2 mi (3 km).

You are here... well, almost! Reviews

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 63 out of 69 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 69 reviews" "
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9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Roberta B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Week long stay!!
We had a wonderful stay!! It was clean and quiet with a beautiful view! We were close to trails for hiking and my parents enjoyed just resting at the house and a few short hikes! Steve was wonderful and responsive!!
Stayed 5 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Stan E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful stay!
Enjoyed our stay. The weather was so nice. Commendations were perfect! Thank you!
Stayed 12 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Byrne K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fantastic Lakeside Home
The weather could have cooperated more, but the house was great with games galore when it rained and yard were great when the sun was out. The fire pit was perfect, and the dock worked great for our pontoon boat. The house is clean and roomy, kids loved the bunk room! We look forward to visiting again!
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Aleese B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great experience
Beautiful property. It was wonderful and the kids had a fantastic time on the lake. The “big book of information” was very informative and had all the essential information! Definitely would consider again!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Debbie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing weekend
This place was perfect in every way! The house was so clean and well stocked. We were very comfortable and able to cook right there. The backyard is large enough to play games, swim, fish and enjoy the evening with a campfire. We were able to dock our fishing boat right there and the kids enjoyed fishing right off the main dock. We must have caught 50+ fish all weekend! The kayaks were a hige hit! The neighbors were quiet and welcoming. The owners were very organized, provided up with all the info we needed to make our stay enjoyable. Close to stores and resturants. Not far from Lakewood (we love the shops and candystore). We will definently come again! Thankyou for sharing your home!
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Julie K., Plymouth

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location
Excellent property and location.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Stan E.

Liked: Cleanliness
God’s country!
Very nice and accommodating. So much to see and do.
Stayed 10 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Wade W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Relaxing vacation
Had a very relaxing vacation. Property is exactly as shown. Very clean. Location is within walking distance to several restaurants. Fishing was outstanding. Our family truly enjoyed our time.
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tim H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place to Stay
Had a great week at this property. Location on the lake is perfect, access to so many items at the property and Steve communicated with us and responded very quickly. Place had everything we needed and more. Highly recommend this place!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Sue P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family time
It was my husband, daughter, son in law, 2 grandsons and I. The property was nice. Has a big back yard on the water. We rented a pontoon while we were there. Had fun on the Townsend flowage, swimming and fishing. It was a great family vacation.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023

6/10 Okay

Billie L.

Owner accused us of breaking their countertop
The property was a bit smaller than what was presented in the pictures. The bedspread in the master bedroom smelled like rancid cooking oil. We did enjoy tubing except there were pontoons in the way the whole time that we had to keep paddling away from. Then the real kicker was when the owner contacted us and accused us of breaking a piece out of the countertop and tracking mud through the entire house and stating he was filing a claim with VRBO to have the countertop replaced and the carpet steam cleaned. We are respectful and honest people and would never have left his house in this condition. He should look at his cleaning person if he wants answers as to how this happened. Also accused us of clogging up the vacuum cleaner that we DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH! Thinking he just wanted a new countertop and needed his carpets cleaned (which needed cleaning long before we stayed there) and didn’t want to pay for it. Never had any problems with any of the other VRBO rentals we have used.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kim K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Everything you could ever want
Location, views and lodging spot on. House equipped with everything you could possibly want from lake toys to the electric pump for the floats. Very impressive!
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Denise H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Vacation
The property was beautiful, and the stay was very enjoyable. We had ages 1-95, and the property worked well for all. The owner is generous with the use of the kayaks and outside activities/games. Both my daughter and son enjoyed taking a sunset Kayak ride, and well as other times. Great Grandma has since told me that she can no longer sleep in her own bed as the Master Bed in the property was so much more comfortable. The land is flat to the lake that worked well for Great Grandma, and she was able to sit by the water and watch the 3-year old catch his first fish. The location is good, with much to do all around. Make sure to tour the Cathedral Pines area, the local wineries, and the Steam Engine out of Laona.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Brad D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Hunting
Very cold and not many deer.
Stayed 5 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Mark V.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place
The cabin was a good fit for our recent guys grouse hunting trip.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2022

10/10 Excellent

Bob F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Pleasant
Everything was fine. Beautiful fall days .
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2022

10/10 Excellent

Korie O.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family vaca
We had a great first experience in Townsend. The lake is amazing and only explored a little of it. Steve the owner was always easy to get ahold of. Has almost everything u need. Groceries, bar, atv rental and trails all within walking distance.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2022

10/10 Excellent

Stan E.

Liked: Cleanliness
A little bit of Heaven!
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay...the accommodations, the weather and even the call of the loons was exciting! Our grandchildren played on the sandbar and had a splendid time all around! Thank you so much!
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2022

8/10 Good

Peter R.

Liked: Cleanliness
good mix of sun and shade
Owner was very on top of any possible problems when talking by phone. They attempt to keep the geese out with some fencing but they still leave droppings. Talked with 3 neighbors who were all very nice. Inside is very spacious and well maintained. Hard to swim off of the property but you can take a kayak or pontoon to the lake and go to one of 3 sand bars( very popular when busy) where you can relax in shin high water.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Amy P., Green Bay, wi

Liked: Cleanliness
Excellent property!
We enjoyed our stay tremendously! So nice being on the water and having fires at night. Everything was available to us inside and out. Our host was excellent! Responded to us within 24 hours and kept us updated on things happening at the cabin. Will hopefully stay again next summer!
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Shellie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fun family cabin
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay at this property. Steve was great and answered all our questions about the local area. We ate at Hillcrest Lodge Supper Club, just down the street from the cabin, it was delicious. Townsend Flowage has a beautiful sandbar we parked our pontoon on each day we were there and had a great time. Even though it rained a few times, the cabin had lots of board games we enjoyed. Our little pups did their best to chase the geese off the lawn each day! Even the property attendant was awesome, cut and stacked firewood for us and was very nice. Highly recommend this cabin for a family getaway!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey Z.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location
Location is convenient to restaurants, grocery store and gas station. House is clean and has everything you need.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brandon H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Townsend House
Great House and Host. Will be back when in area again!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Paul D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Lake front home
Great spot to swim and fish - enjoyed kayaking around the smaller side of the lake. Perfect location
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Connie E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location in Townsend
Location was near bar & restaurants, grocery, gas, and snowmobile trail. Home was cozy and had everything we needed for our stay. Check-in was easy and communication with owner was great!
Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2022