2/10 Terrible
Gene J.
6 December 2024
This place is a fraud
This place is NOT as advertised. First off, it's a stretch to call it Russian Hill. It's North Beach. You can tell because it's100 yards from columbus. "Penthouse" is a stretch when it's simply on the top floor of a four story building. The place is very strangely laid out and looks like it was decorated by a fraternity. Black leather couches that are worn and look garage sale. Strange nook with CD's and . . . NOTHING else. Awful art everywhere with a sign saying "For sale!". Jacuzzi tub? Yeah hand sign saying it doesn't work and leaks. Hand signs everywhere saying don't use this don't use that. The building itself is awful and looks to be from 1960's and hasn't been updated or fixed since then. For example, the elevator had hand screwed in wood screws holding the door in at all kinds of strange intervals and no certificate saying it was inspected. It felt like it was going to fall down everytime you took it. There were holes (HOLES!) in the wall of the lobby with chipped and broken walls everywhere. The carpet was something that looked 30 years old and threadbare.
Inside the apartment the owner gave one (ONE) threadbare towel per bedroom. The towel I received was falling apart and had foot long threads hanging off it. Meanwhile the "master bed" had some sort of flea market sheet on it and the mattress was terrible with weird lumps in it. The decor is plain awful. There's not a thing in there not from flea market. I have pix. AWFUL
Gene J.
Stayed 5 nights in Nov 2024