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Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River

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5 bedrooms, free WiFi, bed sheets
Outdoor pool
Interior
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Game room

Reviews

10 out of 10

Exceptional

Entire home

5 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Hot Tub
  • Barbecue grill
  • Washer
  • Outdoor Space

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River

Escape to paradise at Poco Loco Ranch, a sprawling 250-acre oasis in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Just 10 minutes from charming Boerne, our ranch offers the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure.
New Addition: Pickleball Court!
Challenge your family and friends on our brand-new pickleball court. Whether you're a seasoned player or a beginner, you'll love this fun and fast-paced game in our scenic setting.
Natural Beauty

Meander along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage
Swim, tube, fish, or simply bask in the tranquility of the water
Hike through picturesque trails and spot diverse wildlife
Stargaze from our large pool or soothing hot tub

Accommodations

Main House

Spacious living room with 2 fold-out sofas and large flat-screen TV
Fully equipped kitchen
3 comfortable bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin + bunk bed)
3.5 bathrooms
Covered front patio with BBQ grill and smoker

Guest House

Large bedroom with 2 queen beds and sofa area
Full bathroom
Kitchenette and dinette

Game Room

Antique pool table
22' championship shuffleboard table
Pac-Man arcade game
Ping pong table
Air hockey
Foosball table
Cozy sitting area with 2 sofas

All structures feature fireplaces and are connected by a cement walkway, with a central patio perfect for gatherings.
Onsite Activities

Hayrides (FREE with 4-night rental!)
BBQ cookouts
Bonfires
Volleyball
Pickleball
Swimming and relaxing by the pool

Nearby Attractions

Boerne's charming antique shops and cafes (10 mins)
Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
SeaWorld and San Antonio's Riverwalk (30 mins)
Fredericksburg's wineries and WWII Nimitz Museum (35 mins)

Perfect for family gatherings, reunions, or as lodging for nearby weddings at Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, and more.
Note: River depth varies with rainfall. During drier periods, enjoy our pool, game room, and deeper river sections for floating and relaxing.
Additional amenities:

RV capability (inquire for details)
EV charging available
Ask about our hunting packages

Book now and create unforgettable memories at Poco Loco Ranch!
Keywords: Ranch, river, tubing, game room, fishing, swimming, waterfront, pool, hot tub, hill country, Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe, windmill, rustic, pinball, shuffleboard, ping pong, cabana, fireplace, spa, hayride, s'mores, picnic, tube, hay ride, hike, hiking, volleyball, pacman, foosball, hammock, stage, rv, fly fishing, flyfishing, EV Charging, hunting, hunt, deer, axis hunt, pickleball, pickle ball

Property manager

Melinda Biggs

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach towels
  • Beach sun loungers

Pool/Spa

  • Private pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Fence around the pool
  • Spa tub

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Electric car charging station on site
  • Onsite parking
  • Car recommended

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Dishwasher
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Toaster
  • Kitchen island

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 5 bedrooms
  • Bed sheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathrooms

  • 3.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Soap
  • Towels provided
  • Toilet paper
  • Hair dryer

Living spaces

  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Smart TV with cable/satellite service
  • Pool or billiards table
  • Foosball table
  • Table tennis
  • Air hockey
  • Arcade/game room
  • Games
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Firepit

Laundry

  • Washing machine and dryer

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Phone

Location highlights

  • On the river
  • On the waterfront
  • In a rural location

Things to do

  • Hiking nearby
  • Wildlife and game walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golf nearby
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Theme parks nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

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Policies

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk hours vary at this property
Guests must contact the property for check-in information
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

About the neighborhood

Map
Boerne, TX

What's nearby

  • Sister Creek Vineyards - 20 min drive
  • Cave without a Name - 20 min drive
  • Tapatio Springs Golf Club - 29 min drive
  • Guadalupe River State Park - 36 min drive
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 38 min drive

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Black Board Bar B Q - ‬17 min drive
  • ‪Hillbillyz - ‬11 min drive
  • ‪Sisterdale Saloon - ‬18 min drive
  • ‪Sister Creek Vineyards - ‬17 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-out at Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River located?

This family-friendly Boerne vacation home is located on the waterfront, 0.4 mi (0.6 km) from Guadalupe River, and within 9 mi (15 km) of Cave without a Name and Northside Neighborhood Park. Northside Community Park and Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area are also within 9 mi (15 km).

Poco Loco Ranch: Hill Country Haven w/Pool,Game Room, Pickleball&Guadalupe River Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 77 out of 81 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 3 out of 81 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 81 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 81 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 81 reviews" "

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Andrew T., Austin, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Poco Loco with Friends
We had a great stay at Poco Loco. House and property were as described. Loved all of the porches and being able to walk through this property in the mornings. River access was a little tough but Charles informed me that they are going to update their property map with a better location so that issue may be solved. Kitchen is very small, something to keep in mind if you plan to cook for a large group during your stay.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tammy L., Richmond

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place for family
Great hill country charm and fun all around.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tiffany G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Spring break
We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jefferson S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family vacation
Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Marie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
July Poco Loco Ranch
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

K Meghan M.

Delightful family stay
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Christmas at the Poco Loco
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Audra P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great stay
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Steve H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Houston 2022
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Melissa P.

Liked: Cleanliness
We loved everything about our stay.
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022

8/10 Good

Bryan M.

Poco Loco is fun
Drought made it tough for the property.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brendan F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Absolutely perfect.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Janet R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Peace in the Hill Country
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brian H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fantastic fun for friends and family
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Genevieve S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Just perfect
We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco. The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around. What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks! We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property. We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

jennifer W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing Family Reunion
We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Judy W.

Liked: Cleanliness
We Shall Return
Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

roseanne r.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing pool side Scenery!’
The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends. Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect! We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking! Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride! The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening! It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return! Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Dennis B.

Liked: Cleanliness
What a amazing ranch!!!
Would recommend to to anyone who needs room Great family place!!!
Stayed 8 nights in Mar 2021

10/10 Excellent

steve h.

Liked: Cleanliness
Hill Country Retreat
Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

Dan S., Austin, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Ranch Vacation
Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

roberta s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect place to get away from it all!
We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

christina b., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful place
Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

Matt K., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Weekend Get-a-way
We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2020

10/10 Excellent

Bart T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Memorial Weekend
Beautiful property and a nice place to stay
Stayed 3 nights in May 2020