I feel bad because the owner is truly a nice guy, but my main issue here is how falsely represented the place was on my booking site.
Y'all. I am gonna be honest. I hated it. First, this is a HOSTEL or "guest house". The bathrooms are shared, which was bad because nobody regularly cleaned the bathtub so there was lint and hair, not to mention six inches of water by the time you were done showering. Also someone's shower beer was left there for a solid few days. The other bathroom was rundown. I'm not sure how often the bathrooms are cleaned, but the tubs were visibly grody. Pack your shower shoes.
WiFi is completely terrible unless you're by the router. We were not, so our WiFi clocked in at 4-7 Mbps. Like, the single digits.
The room has no closets and our lamp had no lightbulb. Quiet hours after 10 because you can actually hear, word for word, the conversations of people in neighboring rooms who are speaking at normal conversation volume. The rooms have nothing but a bed and dresser and night table. No such comforts as TV, fridge, or microwave. Didn't expect these, just letting people know in case they expect something closer to a hotel accommodation, or what was listed on hotels.com that misleads you to believe it's in your room.
Shared kitchen stocked with breakfast that stocks carby processed foods including granola, Cheerios, donuts, and other dessert type bars. Wash your own dishes and clean all common areas yourself. The food was not replenished for 4 days