6/10 Okay
Dobber M.
2 December 2024
Strange Brew
Property was fine and mostly clean. Almost all power outlets in house blocked by large furniture. Carpet in living room had Cheerio, M&M and can tab. So cleanliness was a small issue. Under beds was not clean. Everything else was clean as expected. Only 2 of the 6 Body/Shamp/Cond dispensers worked. Electronic front door lock wasn't working and could only be locked from inside, so we had to leave by the garage which didn't have remote opener. Anytime we left, had to dodge closing garage door and safety beam. Real pain in the ass. Only 1 TV and VOLUME didn't work.
The STRANGE part was the rules we received with the address email:
"👯♀️ OCCUPANCY No more than 7 people allowed in/outside of the house at any given time." - Hmm. How is occupancy related to outside the house? We rented a Vrbo to host TG dinner. There were 6 people staying at the house. So we had to have TG dinner somewhere else so Mom AND Dad could both be there.
"🚭SMOKING Absolutely zero smoking is allowed in the house. We have smoke detectors that notify me when smoke (of any kind) is detected. A fee of $100 is added to your bill if smoke is detected (this is used to have the house professionally cleaned after)" - Hmm. So we can't cook anything or risk setting off a smoke detector and getting charged $100? Crazy! and Creepy that we're being monitored.
"One uncovered parking space is available on Fourth Street in front of house ." - Hmm. It's a public street, I can use any space(s) I want. So bizzare.
Dobber M.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024