The room I stayed smelled like mildew and the pillow stank with terrible odour. I know some people have kinks for different type of flavors, but it was not my thing.
I don't like sand, like Anakin, it gets everywhere. I can easily say that i couldn't see the bathroom drain. And where there is a sandy beach, there'll be a lotta sand. But where does the water go? Only God knows my friend.
The air conditioning device tried its best as it can. I can vouch for him. This little guy dropped the room temperature in about 3 hours to habitable zone. And worked non stop for our stay.
Towels were clean, but I can't say why they blew them up with a shotgun. I mean it may be the new fashion, but I cant roll myself with 8 holes on some textile while my little dick says hello in on of them.
Also the electric stove zaps you at unexpected times. The hotel staff left us tiny shocking surprises, this one I loved the most.
The distance between hotel and the beach is the most awesome thing they deliver though. It's shorter than my wee wee.
I didn't got pneumonia. 3/10