My family trusted me with the hotel selection on our recent trip to Europe, and everything went well, until we ended up in this place. Now I face the possibility of being disinherited. I don't have tattoos, not because I don't want a tattoo, but because a tattoo would've assured my disinheritance. I've been careful about this. But you had to mess this up for me...
It's not just the particularly unfriendly staff in a city where even unfriendly people are friendly...
It's not just the extremely bad price/quality ratio...
It's not just the expensive breakfast, which happened to be one of the worst we ever had...
But what definitely played a role in my disinheritance was the shower. Even Simone Biles would risk her life taking a shower in those tiny bathtubs with a neo-european movable glass door. I don't pray, but God knows I begged him to get me through my daily shower each time I stepped on that thing.
Aside from that... you'll love the complimentary apples on the lobby! Too bad they're only available at night.