2/10 Terrible
Katie P.
20 January 2025
Liked: Cleanliness
Maybe the worst experience ever on this app.
A family funeral brought me and my family to town. When you walk in, the “office” is a card table. It was next to a large blowup mattress that took up half the living room. We were told to “ignore it, but if we use it they will charge a fee”. My toddler discovered several cabinets full of cleaning chemicals. The cabinet locks advertised must no longer be available. I was intrigued by the listing boasting bidets in the bathrooms. What a design choice! I realized that the rusty metal cylinder snaking behind the toilet was in fact attached to a DIY kitchen-style sprayer head. As long as you have a tetanus shot, you could spray your bits clean! Surely the hot tub advertised can make up for the shortcomings. Oddly, it seemed to be missing? When reaching out to the host, he explained that the bath tub gets hot water, thus is a hot tub. I guess I could use the 3 foot rusty metal toilet hose to act as a bathtub jet, but on my way to the bathroom the door handle of my bedroom fell to the floor, locking me in for a brief time.The curtain rod is falling off the wall, so it was difficult to avoid sun streaming in in the early hours. Overnight there was a coldsnap. The fireplace on the listing should warm us up! Unfortunately, despite finding the gas key, it didn’t work. In check out, the host accused us of peeing on the sheets? The only thing more fun than this house was the funeral we went to during our stay.
Katie P.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025