1. Visitor parking is on the road in front of the house. If you're comfortable parking your high value asset on the street, no worries. If you're not, you may have reason to not stay here. The parking arrangement information was not disclosed in the description. Personally, I prefer not parking my vehicles on the street.
2. NO hot breakfast. My criteria when searching for a B&B were, in town, and hot breakfast served each morning. I like a hot breakfast while traveling. Nothing fancy. Eggs, bacon, coffee, maybe some fruit. So, I specifically searched for “hot breakfast served” as my 2nd major criteria, and only five placed showed up. When we arrived around on a Friday evening at 7 PM, the owner met us at the door. I had my mask on out of respect, he did not. We shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. I could smell cooked food coming from the kitchen. It prompted me to ask him if there were any special instructions for breakfast the next morning. He said “oh, breakfast is already in your room”. I said, “really, how does that work? You bring it up in the morning?”. He said “no, it's a cold breakfast. There is fruit, and cereals, and breakfast bars in your room and milk in the refrigerator”. I said “no hot breakfast from the kitchen, at the table?”. He looked at me kind of surprised I was challenging him, and I could tell he could see I was showing signs of surprised disappointment. He said “well no, because of the virus we're not serving breakfast”. I said “ok, well whatever you're cooking now sure smells good”. I was already starting to feel uneasy and we weren't there 2 minutes. And knowing he didn't seem to care about “the virus” with no mask on while shaking hands, and the kitchen obviously was in working order just rubbed me the wrong way. Now this was a topic of discussion when wifey and I got to the room. We quickly got over it, and just simply decided to eat breakfast out Saturday morning. No big deal. But…. it really did piss me off that it was NOT disclosed in the description that there was no hot breakfast… because of the virus. If it had been disclosed, I would have understood. No big deal.
3. Not clean per “hotel standards”. I don't have super high standards, but my wife does. She was not happy. She did not think the bathroom, toilet and shower were very clean. Found a single piece of fruit loop cereal on the rim of the toilet bowl when I lifted the seat. How does that get missed? It gets missed because someone didn't wipe down the rim of the toilet bowl. Also, she would not walk around the room barefoot. Fortunately, we tried to stay out of the room as much as possible. Also, found a large dead roach, legs up, near the mini fridge. Dead is better than alive, I suppose. I quickly kicked it under the fridge before wifey saw it.
4. I feel like we were hustled on the room choice. They offer two suites. East Suite, and West Suite. The West Suite is larger, thus costs more per night. The website indicated the East Suite was unavailable for the dates I wanted. Well guess what? Upon arrival and through our stay, no one was in the East Suite. The door to the East Suite was open the entire time we were there. I was able to look around the inside of the East Suite to determine if something was wrong with it such that the owner wouldn't want anyone to stay in it. The AC was fine, the water was running, toilet was good, lights worked, etc. This is why I feel like we were hustled on the room choice.
5. The West Suite bedroom is not arranged well. There is a nice TV w/cable in the bedroom. However, the TV is precisely 90 degrees viewing from the headboard of the bed, in the corner, to the left. Therefore, if you want to watch TV while on the bed, you literally have to turn your head entirely to the left to see it. Or, you can prop your pillow up against the wall on the far right side of the bed to watch TV (LOL and SMH). There is a small couch in the bedroom. It too is precisely at a 90 degree viewing angle to the TV. So warm up your neck muscles if you want to sit or laydown while watching TV. Just a minor inconvenience, but I was irritated by this point and the TV thing just was another reason to be irritated at things that seemed to be obviously resolvable.
6. Bottom line. If I had read this review from my future self, I would have kept looking for another place to stay.
7. Bottom Bottom line. I am a grateful person and was happy to get away with my wife for the weekend to enjoy good food, live music, beautiful scenery, and a day hike at Enchanted Rock. This trip was never going to be about the B&B experience. So the above did not define our weekend. But it will be a running joke on me for a while because my wife left it to me to pick and book the place we'd be staying. On second thought, maybe the joke is on her.