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'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!

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Fridge, microwave, stovetop, dishwasher
Point of interest
TV, DVD player, books, video library
Exterior
Terrace/patio

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Entire apartment

2 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 693 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Kitchen
  • Outdoor Space
  • Pet friendly
  • Water view

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!

Enjoy the ultimate Oregon experience with a stay at this Astoria vacation rental! Located in 'The Astoria Painted Lady,' this one-of-a-kind apartment unit offers 2 beds, 2.5 bathrooms, a unique interior and an unbeatable location. Vibrant colors welcome you to the Victorian-style house, situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River. Spend an afternoon sipping fresh coffee on the porch or head out to explore the shore and venture around downtown Astoria!

-- THE PROPERTY --

Dogs Welcome w/ Fee | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River

‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!

Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa

OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture
KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table
INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2.5 bathrooms (1 shower temporarily unavailable)
GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, box fans provided, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in
FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras, pet fee (paid pre-trip), quiet hours (10:00 PM-8:00 AM)
ACCESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit
PARKING: Parking lot (2-3 vehicles), free street parking

*NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building*

-- THE LOCATION --

DOWNTOWN: Restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries, antique & specialty shops, East Mooring Basin Boat Ramp (0.8 mies), Astoria Riverwalk (1.1 miles), The Astoria Column (2.1 miles), Astoria-Megler Bridge (5.1 miles), Columbia River Maritime Museum (1.5 miles)
HISTORIC SITES: Lewis and Clark National Historical Park (7.0 miles), Fort Clatsop State Park (7.0 miles), Fort Columbia Historical State Park (9.7 miles), Fort Stevens State Park (10.1 miles)
GET OUTSIDE: Cathedral Tree Trailhead (0.3 miles), Alderbrook Park (1.4 miles), Shivley Park (1.8 miles), Saddle Mountain Trailhead (27.6 miles), Ecola State Park (28.1 miles)
ON THE COAST: Sunset Beach Recreation Site (13.0 miles), Del Ray Beach State Recreation Site (15.9 miles), Waikiki Beach (20.6 miles), Long Beach Boardwalk (20.8 miles)
NEARBY TOWNS: Seaside (18.1 miles), Cannon Beach (26.8 miles), Cathlamet (49.9 miles)
AIRPORT: Portland International Airport (96.1 miles)

-- REST EASY WITH US --

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-- POLICIES --

- No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox
- Dog friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, maximum 1 dog allowed, no cats allowed)
- No events, parties or large gatherings. Due to the quiet location and out of respect for tenants & neighbors, loud parties are not permitted
- Must be at least 25 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children
- NOTE: Please observe quiet hours between 10:00 PM-8:00 AM
- NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above
​- NOTE: Other than accessing the entries to the unit, the backyard is only available to the long-term tenant. You can use the front yard & side areas to relax, walk your dog, etc
- NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people. This includes daytime & nighttime guests. Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted and can result in fines or eviction
- NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the 2nd-floor unit. You can avoid the second set of stairs by entering through the back door. We recommend you use the front door when you first arrive, & then find the back door to use when hauling in your luggage
- NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning; however, several box fans are provided
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance and porch. Camera 2 is at the back door facing the entry steps. The cameras are outward-facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
- NOTE: One of the showers is temporarily unavailable for use

Property manager

Evolve

Languages

English, French, German, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • WiFi available

Parking and transportation

  • Street parking available
  • Onsite parking
  • Car recommended

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Dishwasher
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Toaster
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms
  • Bed sheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathrooms

  • 2.5 bathrooms
  • Free toiletries
  • Towels provided
  • Hair dryer

Living spaces

  • Library

Entertainment

  • TV
  • DVD player
  • Books
  • Video library
  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony or patio
  • Yard
  • Garden

Comfort

  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Location highlights

  • Near the sea

Things to do

  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Hiking nearby
  • Power boating nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector installed (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Unit size: 1000 sq ft (93 sq m)
  • Property does not allow children

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Note from host: A maximum of 1 pet is allowed.

Children and extra beds

This property does not allow children

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

Property is also known as

astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w River View Apartment
Painted Lady' Historic Apt Apartment
astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w River View
Painted Lady' Historic Apt
'astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! Astoria
'astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! Apartment
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About the neighborhood

Map
Astoria, OR

What's nearby

  • Liberty Theater - 3 min drive
  • Columbia River Maritime Museum - 3 min drive
  • Oregon Film Museum - 4 min drive
  • Astoria Riverfront Trolley - 7 min drive
  • Astoria Column - 7 min drive

Getting around

  • Astoria, OR (AST-Astoria Regional) - 15 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Fort George Brewery + Public House - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Desdemona Club - ‬10 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Girl - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪The Growler Guys - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Custard King - ‬3 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! located?

Situated by the sea, this apartment building is within 1 mi (2 km) of Uppertown Firefighters Museum and The Children's Museum, Columbia Memorial Hospital, and Hanthorn Cannery Museum. Astoria Aquatic Center and Astoria Column are also within 1 mi (2 km).

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'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! Reviews

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 45 out of 78 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 18 out of 78 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 8 out of 78 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 5 out of 78 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 2 out of 78 reviews

8.8/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Amenities

7.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Amalia J.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location
Quiet peaceful
It was a quiet peaceful stay… didn’t like that bedsheets and pillows were a little worn and smelled like it was just used by someone else and not washed. It was just a place where we slept and showered.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jennifer H., Kamloops

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Goonies getaway!
Great location just a few blocks from the Goonies house in Astoria - perfect place for a fan to stay! Beautiful property, perfectly situated near grocery store, nature trail, places of interest yet still quiet and peaceful.
Stayed 6 nights in Aug 2023
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10/10 Excellent

Charles

Excellent place to stay
We were in Astoria for a four day music festival. We didn’t spend a lot of time at this house. However, when we did we were extremely impressed by the updated furnishings. The view was amazing. We will definitely be coming back.

10/10 Excellent

Corinne K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
A Peaceful Weekend Away
House was extremely clean and well-organized. Everything we needed was on hand and easy to find. Communication was great and the check-in and check-out processes were very simple. The house was in a quiet location but just a few blocks off the main drag, easily accessible to restaurants and shops. And the best part was the sea lion lullabies! Those suckers are LOUD. Would definitely stay there again!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023
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10/10 Excellent

Corinne

A Peaceful Retreat
The house was extremely clean, well-organized and thoughtfully arranged. Everything we needed was on hand and easy to find, and what a delight to have a full kitchen! The house is tucked away from the main part of town, but easily accessible via walking (if you don't mind a few hills) or driving. We occasionally heard the tenants on the lower level, but the noise wasn't bothersome and didn't last past 8pm or so. Beds were all very comfortable, even the pullout. Would stay there again in a heartbeat.

8/10 Good

Karen C.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Old Victorian
Old Victorian home converted into an apartment. Furniture is old and worn out. Mistresses very uncomfortable. Lots of stairs to climb.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2023

4/10 Poor

Glenda H.

We had a comfortable stay in this nice victorian.
The upstairs part of this house was quite comfortable for the three of us. It was clean and nicely decorated. However, I did not appreciate the 2% hike in the price after I had booked it. I had made no changes in my end of the bargain.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2018

10/10 Excellent

deborah w., Bremerton, Wa

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Lovely Victorian in quiet, scenic location Tue
The Painted Lady earned her name for the vivid blue exterior which stands out in a quiet NE neighborhood overlooking historic Astoria and the Columbia River. The second story apartment has high ceilings, multiple tall windows and a Victorian ambiance. The kitchen and is a wonderful place to gather around the dining table for good food, conversation and views of the marine traffic below. Except for the dim bedside reading lights, it was perfect. Come prepared with food and drink because the closest grocery stores and restaurants are a minimum of a 10-minute walk away.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023
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6/10 Okay

Teresa

Family fishing trip
Charming Victorian style decor. Quiet and comfortable. We found that the kitchen was cramped. Preparing food was difficult as there was only minimal utensils. Lots of steps to access home. Not recommended for older folks to climb. Beautiful view from kitchen! Repairs needed in bathrooms. Downstairs neighbors were great! Pleasant enough, but pricey for what we got in return.

2/10 Terrible

Pat J.

The Painted Lady needs a face lift
First the ok - the property was in a quiet neighborhood with great views from the kitchen. The coffee and tea supplies were abundant. There were lots of towels, bedding and the beds were comfortable. Now the not so good - when we arrived, the ensuite bathroom in one of the bedrooms had no functioning tub/shower and we were not advised of this prior to our arrival which we would have liked to have known about. The place needs a good, thorough deep cleaning. We wouldn't stay here again.

4/10 Poor

Kelleen D.

Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, listing accuracy
Unsafe home
The website photos were accurate and showed an older, unique, two-bedroom home. We enjoyed the view and the beds were comfortable. The home, however, was not safe. The front stairs were extremely dangerous, with the top step loose and attached with tar paper (see photo), loose steps which have tar paper and other debris piled on (photo) and a hand rail for the second story landing about 18" high. Inside there are two walls with exposed insulation and studs and a bathroom under construction (see photo) and another with black mold in the shower. Renting a home in such disrepair for over $450 a night was a disappointment, to say the least.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2021

6/10 Okay

Michaelene S.

Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Listing accuracy
The Pros, Cons & the in-between:
Pros: Rented for 2 days to explore Astoria. A charming Victorian house, w/ ample bathrooms, nice kitchen, & great view of Columbia river fr kitchen. Eat breakfast & watch ships. Kitchen was adequately stocked with spices & coffee (no decaf). Rooms are so pretty, felt like a fairy princess. Lights on canopy bed would not work, bummer, because they were beautiful. Cons: Lots of stairs, very difficult. Black berry bushes overgrown stair landing & caused more than one bleeder. Walkway & stairs to parking were broken, wobbly situation. Lots of mole damage in grass area, hard to navigate w/ heavy luggage. 1 bathroom in middle of remodel, no disclosure in listing. Light bulb above sink was not working. This place has 3 bathrooms & one attached to canopy room was in the middle of remodel, so my friend had to trapse thru house in towels when showering, a bit awkward as the 3rd bathroom is thru kitchen, which has large windows & no coverings. Main flat where you will stay is middle floor, balcony is accessible thru narrow stairwell down to 1st floor shares with private residence, awkward, door & walls are thin. We did not use balcony - chairs on are not comfortable. Kitchen chairs uncomfortable impossible to do computer work. No shades on kitchen windows, & only one could barley open for fresh air. Balcony is shared with private tenant & that seemed weird to be out there next to their living room, when they have their front door open, consequently we didn’t use it at all.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

6/10 Okay

Allyson H.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location
Lovely view, but needs some updates.
Pros: The historic painted lady is adorable, and has a lovely river view and lots of sea lion sounds. Communication and self check-in were easy to follow. We were able to bring our small dog, and there were thoughtful touches for her, like doggy towels and poo bags, as well as food and water bowls. The cleanliness was very good in the more important areas: bathrooms, kitchen, bedding, towels. The neighborhood was quiet. Cons: There are a lot of tchockies and fabrics throughout that are quite outdated and dusty, and there is a fairly heavy chemical cleanser/scent, so we had to keep the windows open to avoid headaches. We were also so disappointed that the clawfoot tub was not available for use, as this was a selling point for us. The main drawback was the beds; the mattresses are way too firm and broken down. I resorted to sleeping curled up on the couch 2 nights, just to avoid a trip to the chiropractor. For me, the cons outweighed the pros, so I will stay elsewhere on my next visit to Astoria.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2023

2/10 Terrible

Jamie L.

Should be called the “Needs Painted Lady”
I spent a fortune on this place for our anniversary and I found it incredibly overpriced. The house appeared to be in a state of disrepair with large patches of paint missing on the exterior. The pictures led me to believe that there would be a large claw foot tub but it was overturned in the bathroom and totally out of commission. I’m a big fan of baths and there is no other tub in the other 2 bathrooms There was an odd musty smell and it just didn’t look very clean. The mattress was old and uncomfortable and there is no door at the top of the stairs which left me feeling like we had a lack of privacy. I stayed at a high end hotel earlier in the week for work and it was $200 less than what I paid per night at the Painted Lady. I feel sick about spending so much on an anniversary getaway for a place that fell so short of my expectations. I feel like I was misled by the pictures and highly disappointed.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2018
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

6/10 Okay

Paul H.

Unique home with wonderful views and a couple downers
The good! This is a wonderful, partially restored, old unique home. The owners clearly have taken pride in improving and decorating it to reflect the era it was built. The views are fantastic and the accomodations are functional. We found the kitchen to be large, well appointed and more than adequate. The parlor was a delightful room connecting the two bedrooms. We slept well on the comfortable beds, listening to the faint sound of the sealions. It was fun being in a historical home in such a classic town like Astoria. Check in was a breeze as they utilize a well performing electronic code lock on the front door. There is a nice parking lot on the side of the house. The not so good? It's important to remember you are in an old house that has not been completly renovated. Remember that you are reserving half of it, upstairs only. The lower level is occupied by a permanent resident. Also keep in mind that the pictures represent the very best look through the magic of photography as you would expect to some degree when an owner is trying to show a home in it's best possible way. In short, It's a bit more run down than presented. Some surprises: When we entered the house it smelled in a strong "old house" sort of way. Opening the windows helped for sure, but the smell was always present when you returned. Tolerable, but not pleasant at all we all agreed. In the rear bedroom there is a tub with no plumbing so that person must bathe somewhere else. The plumbing had a slow leak at the sink as well so all that worked was the toliet. There are no clothes dressers or closets in the rooms so you are living out of your suitcase. Not a huge deal, but generally when on vacation we don't like getting handed a list of chores espicially when you just paid a $100 cleaning fee. Here is a partial list of check out chores: Prior to your departure, please tidy up the unit by doing the following: Take the trash out to the garbage and recycling receptacles, located near the parking lot Load and start the dishwasher Place all used towels in a garbage bag, found in the kitchen, and leave the bag at the top of the stairs Strip all used linens and place them on the floor next to the beds Additional fees will be imposed if the unit is found in an unsatisfactory condition, so please return it to the condition in which you found it. We hope this review proves helpful to the renter with tempering expectations and the owners for helping with improvements.
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2015

8/10 Good

Mark O.

Liked: Cleanliness, communication, location, listing accuracy
Big hill to climb. Should have got a taxi.
Beautiful view of the river right from the huge windows in the kitchen. The view from the front porch is nice. I’m glad we were in the upstairs apartment. The furnishings were perfect for the style of the house. The family downstairs stairs were very sweet.
Stayed 5 nights in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

Phil T.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, location, listing accuracy
Great view, spacious, nice furnishings
Near the top of the town, close to restaurants and shopping. Tenants live downstairs and were quiet most of the time; sometimes we could hear them talking, but that's to be expected in an old Victorian, and that means they could hear us. We have only one complaint: when walking from the parking area to the back stair entrance to the apartment, one needs to walk across the back lawn, and the flagstones that could be used are half-buried and not flat in the lawn, which has ruts and holes that one has to be very careful not to twist an ankle on.
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Denise M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Overall good experience
The property could have been a little cleaner. Dog poop in the yard and cobwebs up high (we do understand they are in hard to reach places) and on the patio. We did find a big spider in the house. It was a great location and a fun old house in a quiet neighborhood. We would stay here again for sure.
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kate C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Beautiful Painted Lady
Quaint home, just as described, beautiful view, well fitted out, very comfortable stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022

10/10 Excellent

Cindy P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Beautiful home
Our first time in Astoria, OR. What a charming city. The house was very comfortable and well supplied. The location was perfect! We will definitely be visiting again in the future.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2022
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10/10 Excellent

Jim

Pleasant, comfortable place to stay.
Two couples (senior citizens) stayed for 3 nights. The weather was beautiful, warm and clear. The accommodations were clean, the beds comfortable, the showers strong and hot. Was pleasant to sit on chairs on veranda and watch large ships go by. Restaurants, grocery store and sights to see are all within short driving distance. Only caveat is that stairs are narrow and steep and difficult to negotiate with luggage for someone with a bum knee.

10/10 Excellent

Barbara B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Beautiful!
What a beautiful place to stay! Great decor, comfy beds, great kitchen with a fabulous view. Will definitely return.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Erin S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great stay!
As a group of six adults, we really enjoyed the location, the views, the ease to get to various locations nearby on foot... The house was a little tight with six adults, as two had to stay on the fold out couch in the common area, and we did not really have a spot to enjoy the outdoors since the yard is for the long-term tenant. That would be my only wish/suggestion is to have outdoor space to be able to hang out and spread out. Overall the stay was great! There's more than enough space for four adults! Plenty of bathrooms!
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Drew

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, communication
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Marta M., PDX

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Happy 75th birthday party!
"She is a beautiful painted Lady!" We loved every quaint room! So excited to read this old girl is having a new exterior paint job this May! 2022. Looking forward to the 3rd bath shower fine' as well. Seeking quiet and found it! Cheers, the Millard clan
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2022